just a kick in the balls

witfulthinking:

It’s Time to Run Juliet - Imagine Dragons + We The Kings

(via sunshinesetting)

i am batman: One thing that really gets me about tumblr is that we all pretend we...

myrealnameis-eugene-fitzherbert:

One thing that really gets me about tumblr is that we all pretend we know better but we’re so fucking dumb

I think it’s nice that people are so politically engaged and talk about rights but then sometime it goes too far and people become incredibly abusive

It is not okay to believe that:

• LGBT…

palpitogami:

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palpitogami:

I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE

WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE

A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!

I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE EGG AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS ACTUALLY AN EGG OF STEEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0/10 WOULD NOT TRY AGAIN

THERE’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING DENT IN THIS EGG TO I HAVE TO GO TO A HOT TUB AND SING TO IT OR SOMETHING I JUST WANTED FUCKING CHOCOLATE

(Source: palpitoad, via comedraco)

applebeez-inthetrap:

Pete Wentz And The Order Of The Phoenix 

(via dani-isnotonfire)

effervescentkettle:

There’s this group of guys at my school

and they call themselves the League of Gentlemen

and on random days they will all wear suits to school for no reason

just to wear their suits

and they like walk around the hallways and just enjoy being snazzy

and it makes me really happy

(via themysticalclouds)